Adam and The Chinese

Just pulled a couple of spam voicemails out of my phone that I felt like sharing. The first is an older one from a Mr. Adam Fuck, who leaves quite an impression in only a few seconds:

Mr. Adam Fuck

The second is some nice Chinese lady, who I’m sure is in a lounge because of the music, and I think she’s trying to ask for asylum. I’m not sure…

Friendly Chinese Lady

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